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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson ra** peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns ph**ography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double ***s from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by steve1961

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better


TAGS: admiral ackbar finger trap
Rating: 4.25/5

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Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


ADMIRAL ACKBAR - Pointing Out the Obvious a Little Too Late Since 1983




thai girlfriend -




HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




SMEAGOL RAP - Stealing the precious and hiding in the grass! I'll take gandalf's staff and shove it up your ass!


TAGS: rap funny
Rating: 3.05/5

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antiwrathman - November 1, 2011, 8:43 am
Wow man that song is stuck in my head now...lol


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


PRONUNCIATION - Every time a rap artist speaks, another dictionary commits suicide


TAGS: funny rapper
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 12:42 pm
You rap maniacs! D*mn youse! D*mn youse all to heeeeeelllllll!
MercAlert - April 3, 2012, 7:29 pm
Wanna' hear a joke? 50-Cent
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:10 am
save a dicionary kill a rapper


APPLE - Selling you inferior technology that makes you cool since 1977.


TAGS: icrap
Rating: 3.85/5

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BLZ - October 8, 2012, 3:23 am
I just bought a Samsung 5.0 It blows away my Ipod touch. So much faster and easier to use. I'm not a big apple fan


Size matters -


TAGS: mma grappling wrestling
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by jj

Feckless - June 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
Omg XD holy **** this made my day, f*** judo, ima sit on you! lol


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


DISAPPOINTMENT -




JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
***k
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


EXTREME CLOSE UP -




STUPID VELOCIRAPTORS - STOP THROWING BANANAS AT ME! I NEED TO STUDY!!!


TAGS: velociraptors wtf bananas studying
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
LOL... I have one with an velociraptor, but I didn't posted yet... I'll give a try anyway


BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

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AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


DEVIL'S TRAP - Effective on more than just demons.




FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sirkidd2003

Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad




CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication ph**ography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


MUDKIP - IT'S A TRAP!




HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....


TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - We all have one... But not all of us have film




COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




IF IT'S STUPID -


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

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champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm
Ahhh, the old surfing for p*** trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm
Don't forget the breath mints.


BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: rapture updates
Rating: 4.71/5

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Master - May 28, 2011, 10:05 am
What if it's the thirty-second, and May is still here?
justme - May 27, 2011, 9:29 am
im still thinking the world will end on the 30th of february
rerun - May 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

The one that has Tuesday in it.
alldayfighter - May 26, 2011, 7:18 pm
hell yeah but which year???


STUPID PHOTOGRAPHER - Get there and save the little thing!


TAGS: save stupid ph**ographer
Rating: 2.6/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:42 am
Huh?
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
The next frame of this film is at poster #9650.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
Christ in a cartoon.... that is brilliant!
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Get it? Its a prostitute joke, with the whole grab and s****** thing.... God am I tired.
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Sorry, I didn't know you were on the job tonight.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:11 am
Is it wrong that you just described my reaction to this pic?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:07 am
The great thing about this one, is you can just imagine the slow motion grab and s******.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:06 am
Yes! Let's stop the food chain now!!! Why not?
LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Hey! I'm sure that snake can take care of itself...the bird won't hurt it...too bad.


too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine gra**
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.


VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"


TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by whocares0

ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)


KISS -


TAGS: kiss poster panda graphic arts
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Rex Havoc

BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:40 am
funny!


MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


SATAN - "No Hitler. The BIG pineapple."




THE RAPTORS - They can open doors


TAGS: raptor
Rating: 2.13/5

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IMPORTANT RULE TO REMEMBER -


TAGS: jeans fat trap
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:46 pm
My favourite will always be: "I feel it unfair to blame the jeans."
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Reach over, slap her a*s, and head out the door like a boss.
MrDamage - March 7, 2013, 3:07 am
OMG!!! It's like they're a magnifying glass! [with a big evil grin] :)
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I say be honest. Emotions come and go.
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
Or if her a** looks fat.
Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 4:39 pm
I know this answer, because of the insatiable flirt I am!!! "You look better without any at all."
Artaxias - September 24, 2011, 5:05 pm
Suicide is a viable option to avoiding this question.
Raligard - September 24, 2011, 3:57 am
Just start running now...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 1:16 am
Any woman who asks that question is probably fat and is really just seeking reassurance that she's not fat
mariand - September 22, 2011, 6:44 pm
even avoiding the answer isn't a good answer... man, we are lost...lmao


KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by lovenlife44

screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


i saw a flower -


TAGS: rap dubstep rock emo metal
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by ughomer

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:23 pm
More like Hair-metal....
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 7:08 pm
the rock version fits stairway to heaven... groovy


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch




THURSDAY'S BUSINESS MEETING - It's a trap!


TAGS: trap thursday
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:02 am
Ackbar cleans up NICE!


MICHAEL JACKSON -


TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

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la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


CAREFUL! -


TAGS: trap women love death
Rating: 4.42/5

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Mux - May 23, 2011, 6:36 pm
You can cheat. Tilt the beartrap upsidedown. Then just take the heart. :D
forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:48 am
awe5ome picture!
Greeny - May 20, 2011, 10:35 pm
at least not until after it's posted,
Peso - May 20, 2011, 5:08 pm
****! I never misspell...


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


THE RAPTOR -


TAGS: raptor rapture jurassic hunt fail
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - May 25, 2011, 2:50 am
was prepared for a slight "miscalculation". Since Raptors aren't known for being forgiving, I am packing heat wherever I go...... Just in case. ; )
pzykosiz - May 25, 2011, 1:37 am
sweet
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:14 am
5pectacular


NO MEANS NO -


TAGS: privacy ph**ography pictures army people
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:13 am
look at this menacing scary dude with a suspect backpack waving this big metalic object in the face of this defenseless terrified cop


MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


THE MOORS - History Leaves Out The Raptor Part




DATA -


TAGS: pie graph fake statistics
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:00 am
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot...


THOUGH IT MAY SEEM - IT PROBABLY IS NOT -




GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school


TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 3/5

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DiddleMiesterGeneral - May 5, 2016, 12:59 am
There's a reason america doesn't teach about the war of 1812. It's because we won.
Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.


BORN AGAIN CAT -




GIVING OPINIONS - is like a bad habit, you know you shouldn't but you just really want to.


TAGS: opnion trap
Rating: 3.8/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:35 pm
Push The b***on .


37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.




IMMORTALITY -




LAST RESORT - when all else fails


TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!


ANOTHER... - Satisfied Vista User !!




PHOTOGRAPHY - the perception is that black and white is history & color is contemporary


TAGS: ph**ography
Rating: 4.67/5

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Iconoclast - October 19, 2012, 11:01 pm
Really impressive. 5L & Fav


TIMMY TRAP - Have a Timmy that just wont leave you alone?


TAGS: trap timmy
Rating: 3.54/5

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tryal - June 14, 2010, 7:50 am
im pretty sure that is a green beer, could be wrong though
Anonymous2 - June 12, 2010, 1:26 am
That's not a Timmy Trap, that's Guinness there. A Timmy Trap would have Coors Light or some other lesser beer.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 11, 2010, 7:29 pm
Equal Opportunities in the Armed Forces. Almost brings saliva to the corner of your mouth.
Anything - June 11, 2010, 6:17 pm
How'd you get in there ? Recommendation letter from Mom ?
Timmah - June 11, 2010, 5:34 pm
The funny thing is I am in the army


YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?


TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

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The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am
Global warming? i mean why not?


IT'S A TRAP! - After that, find the computer room!


TAGS: akbar sega star wars vector trap
Rating: 2.38/5


PHOTOGRAPHY FAIL -


TAGS: ph**ography fail ak 47 terrorism
Rating: 1.41/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure


TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


CONFUSION -


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

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panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.


I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE -


TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt


END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.


TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE? - You do know what happens to the guy in the red shirt right?


TAGS: crap
Rating: 4.23/5

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THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed


TAGS: thinking oh crap out loud
Rating: 4.18/5

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Budog - July 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
They fly right over my house inbound to HAFB. They look like they are going so slow that it seems amazing they don't fall out of the sky! They have the most awesome sound...
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:33 am
now I have. this is great. Big C5
Budog - June 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
I'm waiting for Airman to see this LOL
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:03 pm
Good one.


EREBODY OUT THERE - They Huntin' Them


TAGS: obviously raptor jurassic park homeboy
Rating: 2.88/5

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corbett06 - September 17, 2010, 6:12 pm
hahaha thats hilarious you have to have seen the video on youtube to understand this poster..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI...and then watch this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI


How to find a husband -


TAGS: canadian women husbands traps
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:50 pm
Mrs. spacedog thinks I'm husband material... Unfortunately that just means she wants the house painted.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:48 pm
Of course it is...keeps the beer cold. Thanks for the vote Mr. Jesus.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:47 pm
I'll give ya an even 6 as a thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:46 pm
5 hangovers? So you're the one that keeps escaping! Thanks for the vote Grey...glad to see ya around.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
You saying you're husband material space? Hmmm, best go check my trap line. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - October 22, 2013, 1:10 pm
Hockey and beer....a divine combination! 5 slap sh**s!
maoworks2 - October 22, 2013, 7:52 am
I Think That's What I Need 5 Cold Canadian L's
Greybeard - October 21, 2013, 11:41 pm
5 hangovers. Awesome poster as usual. :)
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:12 pm
5 Beers! Wait, how do I get out of this thing? I guess I'll just drink Em here then.


zip zop bop -


TAGS: bill cosby ludes datera**
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2015, 1:07 pm
What He Said !
GaryO - December 30, 2015, 9:21 pm
Oh, lordy


The Bait -




The Root Of All Immaturity -


TAGS: immaturity bubble wrap fun package
Rating: 4.85/5

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chickenlittle - October 18, 2013, 8:34 pm
So true! Who doesn't love bubble wrap? :) 5L


I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

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caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!


RAP & HIP HOP.. - racist, sexist lyrics, don't forget to include the "C" that precedes rap


TAGS: rap
Rating: 4.67/5

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TIE-WRAP - Everybody know it's stronger than a steel chain an a Master locker put together.


TAGS: chain tie fence wrap locker
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:41 pm
Greenstein told me to post here


PHOTOGRAPHY - using the right lens is critical !




RECYCLING - Scrap the Caddy Clyde ...


TAGS: recycling scrap the caddy clyde
Rating: 3.71/5

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Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:24 am
LOL !!! 8)
tatespa - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Right turn Clyde!!!!
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Ya Rawhide's Too Far Back lol .
Budog - February 23, 2012, 3:21 am
LOL, some of the younger crowd probably won't have a clue about your reference...
Airman - February 22, 2012, 4:09 pm
godd*** ape, eating my oreos
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 3:40 pm
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling !


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